today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.
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how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated
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MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
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is it petsmart or petsmart
thanks
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“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
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Found this on a bulliten board at school.
Unless you’re Adam
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me and my friends hanging out :)
the saddest part is that i was alone and my camera was on self timer when this was taken
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the first few months of my blog never happened what are you talking about
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I’M PEEING MYSELF LAUGHING BECAUSE AFTER ALL OF THE TIMES GAVIN HAS GAGGED OVER THE DUMBEST SHIT AND HAS BEEN CONSTANTLY MOCKED FOR IT MICHAEL IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST ONE TO FULL ON VOMIT IN THE CAR THIS IS LEGITIMATE COMEDY GOLD
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bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool:
the way he looks at her…….
i wish someone would look at me that way
well Hermione’s not paying attention maybe you’re the same
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