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chris-noth: today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:06:36 -0400

today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.

cleromancy: how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:03:20 -0400

cleromancy:

how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated

romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:02:20 -0400

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

jesussbabymomma: jesussbabymomma: is it petsmart or petsmart thanks

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:01:07 -0400

jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

thanks

“HONEY”“WHAT”“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”“WHAT”“WHERE. ARE. MY....

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:00:51 -0400

“HONEY”

“WHAT”

“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”

“WHAT”

“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”

“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”

“WHAT?!”

“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”

“I NEED THEM”

“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”

“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”

“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”

“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”

“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”

the-absolute-best-gifs: soloontherocks:

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:07:07 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs:

soloontherocks:

Today I got a detention for standing up for what I believe in.

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:04:35 -0400

Teacher: Write down 3 things you dislike about yourself
Me: *sits there*
Teacher: Ciara, why aren't you writing?
Me: I can't do this. I will take a zero, sorry.
Teacher: Why?
Me: Because I refuse to promote self-hate. Because some people in the world can fill out 20 of these front and back with no blank spaces and this can trigger someone.
Teacher: Ciara, you have to do it or I am sending you to the office.
Me: Okay. *gets up and walks to office*

^needs more notes^

castianity-and-kayleigh: ohhmisha: Found this on a bulliten...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:02:41 -0400

castianity-and-kayleigh:

ohhmisha:

Found this on a bulliten board at school.

Unless you’re Adam

malikmydck: malikmydck: me and my friends hanging out :) the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:02:06 -0400

malikmydck:

malikmydck:

me and my friends hanging out :)

the saddest part is that i was alone and my camera was on self timer when this was taken

rhydonmyhardon: the first few months of my blog never happened what are you talking about

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:44:53 -0400

rhydonmyhardon:

the first few months of my blog never happened what are you talking about

videogameboyfriends: I’M PEEING MYSELF LAUGHING BECAUSE AFTER ALL OF THE TIMES GAVIN HAS GAGGED...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:44:50 -0400

videogameboyfriends:

I’M PEEING MYSELF LAUGHING BECAUSE AFTER ALL OF THE TIMES GAVIN HAS GAGGED OVER THE DUMBEST SHIT AND HAS BEEN CONSTANTLY MOCKED FOR IT MICHAEL IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST ONE TO FULL ON VOMIT IN THE CAR THIS IS LEGITIMATE COMEDY GOLD

bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool: lovemetoinfinity: sexting-inchur...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:24:23 -0400

bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool:

lovemetoinfinity:

sexting-inchurch:

the way he looks at her…….

i wish someone would look at me that way

well Hermione’s not paying attention maybe you’re the same

trollingchannel: http://trollingchannel.tumblr.com/

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:23:26 -0400

trollingchannel:

http://trollingchannel.tumblr.com/

bakasara: onamelancholyhill: And if something tries to bust...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:23:17 -0400

bakasara:

onamelancholyhill:

And if something tries to bust in…?

Let’s say John taught him wrong.

But Dean is teaching well:

DON’T COME HERE WITH YOUR PERFECT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT GO AWAY

radhauswife: This is amazing.

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:22:56 -0400

radhauswife:

This is amazing.

Worst thing i did: enter this fandom

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:20:16 -0400

Worst thing i did: enter this fandom
Best thing i did: enter this fandom

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:52:41 -0400

run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:52:06 -0400

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for

uoa: do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:49:30 -0400

uoa:

do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that

sherlocks-shenanigans: krwebb: ** CAUTION...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:49:08 -0400

sherlocks-shenanigans:

krwebb:

** CAUTION **

midwestdogblog:

Please tell every dog or cat owner you know. Even if you don’t have a pet, please pass this to those who do.
Over the weekend, the doting owner of two young lab mixes purchased Cocoa Mulch from Target to use in their garden. The dogs loved the way it smelled and it was advertised to keep cats away from their garden. Their dog (Calypso) decided the mulch smelled good enough to eat and devoured a large helping. She vomited a few times which was typical when she eats something new but wasn’t acting lethargic in any way. The next day, Mom woke up and took Calypso out for her morning walk. Halfway through the walk, she had a seizure and died instantly.

Although the mulch had NO warnings printed on the label, upon further investigation on the company’s web site,

This product is HIGHLY toxic to dogs and cats.

Cocoa Mulch is manufactured by Hershey’s, and they claim that “It is true that studies have shown that 50% of the dogs that eat Cocoa Mulch can suffer physical harm to a variety of degrees (depending on each individual dog). However, 98% of all dogs won’t eat it.”

*Snopes site gives the following information:http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/cocoamulch.asp

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Cocoa Mulch, which is sold by Home Depot, Foreman’s Garden Supply and other garden supply stores contains a lethal ingredient called ‘Theobromine’. It is lethal to dogs and cats. It smells like chocolate and it really attracts dogs. They will ingest this stuff and die. Several deaths already occurred in the last 2-3 weeks.

Theobromine is in all chocolate, especially dark or baker’s chocolate which is toxic to dogs. Cocoa bean shells contain potentially toxic quantities of theobromine, a xanthine compound similar in effects to caffeine and theophylline. A dog that ingested a lethal quantity of garden mulch made from cacao bean shells developed severe convulsions and died 17 hours later. Analysis of the stomach contents and the ingested cacao bean shells revealed the presence of lethal amounts of theobromine.

**PLEASE PASS THIS ON**

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